I'm guessing that to work as a spammer, you need to be a moron, or perhaps a child molester, or maybe both.

You also need plenty of time on your hands, so I'd add convict or too fat to leave the house.

Any other thoughts?

You need a limited imagination too.

And be totally ignorant!

Well, I'm starting to get a little confused. If I buy new shoes, will I experience a harder, fuller erection?

Or, is it the seller of the shoes that's a big dink?

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