Cinnamon started the thread asking us to explain men to her. So here's an attempt to do that.

I found an article on MSN on the 11 "Don't-Tell-the-Wife" Secrets All Men Keep, thought it was interesting, so here's the list. Commments anyone?

Secret #1: Yes, we fall in lust 10 times a day -- but it doesn't mean we want to leave you.

Secret #2: We actually do play golf to get away from you

Secret #3: We're unnerved by the notion of commitment, even after we've made one to you

Secret #4: Earning money makes us feel important

Secret #5: Though we often protest, we actually enjoy fixing things around the house

Secret #6: We like it when you mother us, but we're terrified that you'll become your mother

Secret #7: Every year we love you more

Secret #8: We don't really understand what you're talking about

Secret #9: We are terrified when you drive

Secret #10: We'll always wish we were 25 again

Secret #11: Give us an inch and we'll give you a lifetime

Here's the link:
http://lifestyle.msn.com/Relationships/CouplesandMarria...cp-documentid=604574

12. We wish you were 25 again.

13. We can't believe you put up with all of our BS.

14. We're amazed at the determination of the "weaker sex".

15. We can cook, it's just better when you do it.

I gotta say this hits the nail on the head! #1 especially.

In my case, number 15 should be: I can cook, and I prefer doing it because I am better at it than you are.