It's been almost 90 days since I posted that I had a question for the "Head Coach" He has never replied, so I say The Coach is Dead, Long Live the Coach.

We now can each be the Head Coach-whether you are in the head, using your head, or of course, want head :O we need to assume the coach's responsibilities because he has left us in the lurch and we must forge ahead.

In the belief that Laughter is the Best Medicine, here's my contribution:

I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my Labrador Retriever and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned and was that why I was in the hospital. I said no..... I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me. I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door.

Of course, it's sohphomoric, questionable taste and stupid, but it's Funny, eh? :^O

Heh heh.

Here's another:

A woman goes over to her married son's house and walks in to find her daughter-in-law sitting in a chair, entirely nude. The mother-in-law says, "What are you doing?"

"I'm wearing my love dress," responds the daughter-in-law, "We haven't made love in a long time."

So the mother-in-law says, "Hm, maybe I should try that."

She goes home to find her husband is not in, so she gets undressed. Two hours go by and finally she hears her husband's car. He walks in the front door and says, "What are you doing?"

"I'm wearing my love dress," says the wife.

"Well," responds the husband, "It needs to be ironed."

Heh heh.