One Monday morning the UPS man is driving the neighborhood on his
usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both
cars were in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the
homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles.

'Wow Bob, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last
night,' the UPS man comments.

Bob, in obvious pain, replies 'Actually we had it Saturday night.
This is the first I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday
morning. We had about fifteen couples from around the neighborhood
over for some weekend fun and it got a bit wild.' 'Hell, we all got so
drunk around midnight that we started playing WHO AM I.'

The UPS man thinks a moment and says, 'How do you play WHO AM I?'

'Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one at a
time with a sheet covering us and with only our 'privates' showing
through a hole in the sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is.'

The UPS man laughs and says, 'Damn, I'm sorry I missed that.'

'Probably a good thing you did,' Bob responded. 'Your name came
up seven times.......'

LOL